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LURVED this pix. lahhh! I WANNA be the kitty doing the pouncing...!! Hahahahahahahhhhh! 

HEAVY laughs happening today in da office. How it came about -

I was telling my colleague seated right beside me (a self-confessed gay man) about me getting my fortune read, as I passed by the 4-D Shop where this  Indian guy (with his parrot in a small cage) issued me invitation to get a view of my 'luck'. 

Adoiii....the poor parrot bird looked scrawny, getting on in years obviously, and with much of his feathers dropping off, especially around his neck, making him look unkempt and not a pretty bird by all means.

Anyways, I narrated to them (not thinking it was anything that smacked of funniness) what was the exchange between me & the Indian Parrot-man and as usual, my colleague (with his sexually-charged mind  centred on stuff linked to erotic stuff) with his comical laughter caused the whole gang to laugh & laugh mightily at what I narrated.

Jo   : "Errrr....towkay, your 'burung' (bird) looks in a bad shape lahhh. You must   have fed it food that has too much salt....!"

Parrot-man   :  No lah, missus. This bird....old in age already. I feed it good bird-feed ahhh...sometimes fruits, but I got take good care of my bird lahh?!! I sayang my bird oneeeee!!"

SO yeah....guess my colleagues did find this exchange very rib-tickling..??

Telling the rest of the work-mates that Aunty Jo said something indecent..to the Parrot-man!! Everyone were laughing their heads OFF...! At Jo's expense.....hmmph! It wasn't funny, OK...???

  bits of a rollicking conversation with my teenage daughter when we were out enjoying nice Indian food for lunch yesterday: -

Her:  "Mom, you know the diagnostic test the school gave us yesterday..? It was so easy... like taking candy from a child's hands..."

Me:  "Hmmm..really? So..just as well, when you didn't bother to study for it, yeah..?"

Her: "Yeah..! There was this question, an objective one, with illustrated images on the test-paper, denoting the following ..."

Question asked - Which of the following is a animal?                                                                    

A. Hammer      B. Ant       C.  Desk-top Computer      D. Man playing Guitar

So, all of us were discussing the answers, and ALL of us had chosed (B) Ant naturally, WITH the exception of "Avi" (a boy). You know what he marked as his answer? (D) Man playing...

He even argued with us, saying his answer is THE correct one - "Eh..Man is a MAMMAL, OK? An ANT is not an Animal. It's an INSECT!"

"So of course, we had a hot time arguing with Avi about this lahhh.." Then she asks me how would I view this question?

Me:  "Well, yeah..Avi is not totally wrong you know. Just how would the examiner of this test-paper have pegged as an answer in his mind, that's all..." And I get shot this incredulous look by my darling girl. "Huh...? Are you OK, Mom?"

Me: "OK...I'm sure the answer is rightly (B) Ant. I guess Avi has a warped sense of logic "

From what goes on between the girls ~ the boys in my daughter's class, I can SEE just why there's a marked difference between the two genders. It's like - da boys, having da 'Y' chromosome that sets them apart from da girls, thinks like a yo-yo at times...